Ungrateful Olympians (or coaches)

As we all know, the Olympics is a big thing. We get to see our favorite athletes compete and do their best–even if they don’t bring home the gold, we’re happy [because they bring home the silver]. No, haha, joking. Even if they don’t, although they generally bring home at least silver… We’re proud because they did their best, and who are we to contradict? We couldn’t have done any better either! Well, there are a few cases of very ungrateful olympians, or coaches, or just others people entirely. Let me know what you think… I think these are just rude and shameful:

Pole Vaulting: Jennifer Stuczynski:

Jennifer Stuczynski, a 4-year pole vaulter (American) brought home the silver for us just last night (or something…). It’s a feat we all should be proud of, for one, she’s practically a beginner and already in the Olympics! Two: she’s practically a beginner and she won silver.

One person was not so very proud. He tried to sound proud, but he was a pretty bad liar; Her coach. The man’s name is a mystery to me, but I’d rather not know–I just refer to him as ‘The Unappreciative Coach.’ Throughout (after Jennifer’s great performance), he had this sour, disappointed frown on his face, he was hunched over as if angry, waving his hands in a rage, “Oh, you only got silver. Well, you didn’t have fresh legs like her.” BLAH BLAH BLAH. “Well, it’s okay for a 4-year pole vaulter.” Those aren’t exact, but you can pretty much see how idiotically stupid that remark is. OKAY? No, that’s pretty outstanding for a 4-YEAR pole vaulter. Sheesh.

Stuck up Swede:

Now, there’s not much I know about this, but all I know is this: He was/is an Olympian boxer, received a bronze, and reportedly didn’t accept it. He didn’t want it if it wasn’t gold. Which is so pathetic and stupid! Be glad that you’re even in the Olympics! In fact, be glad that you’re even the best boxer in your city (which is still a big thing). Some people just can’t be happy with what they have… they have to whine and be ungrateful–and for what? Shaming you and your country?

G-Diffuser Output >> Starfox

I dunno. It’s lame. It’s so way beyond nerdish, but it’s one of those guilty pleasures: Star Fox Assault. Ilan introduced it to use, so of course it’s nerdish (No, no, jaykay), but it’s fuun. You can play a group battle or story mode which is basically you going through all these levels to help save Fox McCloud’s universe (If I’m correct he saves other planets as well?) with the help of Slippy Toad, a toad, Falco Lombardi, no durr he’s a falcon, Peppy, some bunny thing (he doesn’t fight in 1P but in group battles you can unlock him), ROB (doesn’t fight either), and some others. OH! Wait, I forgot! The beautiful, incorrigible, stunning, supple, voluptuous, reader of thought patterns, AKA: Krystal. no, not Crystal with a ‘c’ but Krystal, with a ‘k’. She has no last name. Mysterious…

Kyrstal From Starfox

They really took liberties with this one. Like, what were they thinking? Krystal is waaayyy too hott for an animal. I mean she’s kinda ugly, but clothes can go a long way (or lack of clothes). x3

Ahaha, I’ll shut up. Anyway, there’s Krystal. I’ll post some pictures of the others:

He thinks he's hott...

This is Falco Lombardi. c: He’s pretty cool. In Super Smash Bros. Brawl they make him way obese. Yugh. It’s not really cool that way, he’s a lot thinner in Star Fox Assault, but what can you say/do? -cough- Anyway.

I am Fox. Fear me.

Yup, Fox, Krystal’s hero. You know, an interesting tidbit: In Star Fox Command, Krystal leaves Fox and Star Fox (after breaking up with him) for Star Wolf. Yeah, real original. Anyway, Star Wolf is the rival of Star Fox (no durr). Panther (guy in Star Wolf) flirts with her a ton. Anyway, I bet she returns to Fox and he accepts her. I wouldn’t! A traitor? Pssh.

Butt ugly.

Slippy Toad who is not very pretty to look at. He’s supposed to be great with landmasters and blah. Dunno about arwings. Man I sound like a nerd! He has a squeaky, annoying voice and doesn’t really do much. I really don’t know what to say about him. Makes me feel bad.

The whole team

I would post some pictures of Star Wolf–really want to, I just don’t want to post more pictures than text. If you know what I mean… o-o

Okayyy! Fine, I will! Here’s Wolf of Star Wolf.

Wolf O'Donnell

Yeah, the rival of Fox. Funny how there’s Star Fox with Fox and Star Wolf with Wolf. D: He’s the big bad wolf–the leader, etc., etc., and yarr. The ugly chameleon dude up next. Brace yourself, he rivals Slippy in the sense that he too is ugly as a butt.

Leon Powalski

Yeah, ugly, eh? Supposedly a rival of Falco. He’s cold, and blah, just like a chameleon, right? I dunno. They had to base their characteristics on what animal they are (like Krystal. She’s hott and a vixen. No really, THE ANIMAL!!).

Panther Caroso

Here’s the “ladies’ man,’ the flirt, the conceited, egotistical panther. Also, about being a ladies’ man–he isn’t. He merely thinks he is. I think he’s pretty cool, despite his weird personality. He and Falco are way up there on my favorites list. His “symbol” is the rose, which pretty much tells a lot about him: he thinks he’s all that. By the way, they only just introduced him in Star Fox: Assault, his first appearance was basically talking about how, “Words do not do you justice,” Obviously speaking to Krystal. Personally I think they just introduced him to boost Krystal’s hott meter. An admirer always makes you appreciate someone better–especially when they talk about love interest’s beauty and blah–just a ploy to get you to think she’s gorgeous.

8 Gold Makes One Happy Camper!

Just for the record: I don’t do sports. Therefore, I do not currently possess any medals of any kind whatsoever. Basically, I just couldn’t possibly because I have never done any sports. Or classes of any kind. You could say that I haven’t done anything art related, haven’t done anything sport related, nada.

Although, and I don’t mean to brag , I have some nice pieces of art/sketches to display, and I want to start basketball (already in action), volleyball (been doing. well, kinda), and swimming (take classes every now and again). I’m hoping to do swim team… oh, and yoga which technically isn’t a sport but whatever.

Anyway, the point is: Michael Phelps got his 8th gold medal for the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing! I think the swimming portion is pretty much ending, but you have to congratulate him. That’s about 1 gold medal per day. Imagine how hard it is just to get a bronze. D: Yeah, hard. No one outside of the Olympics (and some in the Olympics) could attempt that. Really. In all seriousness. Michael Phelps is pure Swimmer Genius! Yeah, you could say that I’m pretty proud.

Many say: He’s part fish as some sort of joke, many wonder why and mostly how he out of all people could perform such amazing tasks–and I’ll tell you: no, he’s not part fish. No, not really a miracle man… more of a man powered of confidence, the willpower to succeed, and more than 10,000 calories from heaps of food!

He’s done a great job, followed through with his dreams, and inevitably accomplished them without hesitating. What more can you ask for? He did just as he hoped he would, with no gaps of self-confidence, so, I must congratulate you, Michael Phelps… for an amazing job in the 2008 Summer Olympics, for a great outlook on life, for your persistence, and for the ability to inspire millions! Congratulations, you did an amazing job!

Dare Me to Touch One.

100% Gorgeous.

Main Menu of Beauty

Yeah, if you’ve read the post below, you know that I’m planning on purchasing an LG Dare for Verizon Wireless. Yes, I know, ultra-amazing, no? You’re jealous admit it. Haha, no, I may not get it, although many have encouraged me to do so. Adam wants to trade it for his old Ericsson (Cingular) for either my Alias or Dare. Ahaha, poor Adam.

If I buy the Dare, I’ll be paying for more than I will ever need or ever use:

• VZ Navigator
• Internet Connection
• & more I can’t think of

Buut, it’s M-Azin’ so I may buy it. Hoping for a rebate and some sort of refund for having my phone broken since like Day 1. Dunno–still under warranty sooo… yeah, I won’t try to pretend to understand phone blah, so, yeah. I’m just hoping I won’t have to pay a full $200 plus whatever else.

So please: Tips, suggestions, ideas for a good phone? Well, feel free to post your comments below with your tips, suggestions, ideas, or whatever else you have to say. Thanks again, and remember: I’ll do some more hand modeling for you to see my new phone!

Link/s/:

[Verizon Wireless- LG Dare]

[http://durffen.blogspot.com/2008/07/lg-dare-review.html]

Alias Issues. [50 ways to destroy a Samsung Alias]

I have discovered the sad truth: Aliases are crappy. Excuse my French. :{

But I do not lie. Excepting my phone: I did some research, many complain about their aliases, and some say that the water in the air goes into the keypad on the alias and pretty much wrecks it up. Why? Don’t ask me–but it does. Maybe I’m being negative, I dunno, but my phone is definitely not a good phone. Compare it (or don’t compare it) to some other aliases, and mine seems like a completely different [bad] phone. The reviews are mixed, I suppose. Some do/don’t encounter problems; for me, well, there are too many to name.

From my experience, I say do not buy an Alias if you get annoyed easily (most of us). The small keypad is no problem for me, no, but more of the errors and issues that suddenly appeared out of nowhere:

1. Inject with bacon
2. Feed to a cat
3. Throw in the street and watch it get run over by cars
4. Snap it both ways
5. Crush with hammer
6. Feed to Shamu (thanks to Jamie for this one)
7. Throw against wall
8. Jump on it
9. Have a fat person sit on it
10. Scrape paint off (kudos to Jamie)
11. Burn it
12. Explode it
13. Shoot it
14. Put in microwave and see what happens…
15. Fry in oil
16. Bite it
17. Feed to a toddler
18. Spray Paint it!
19. Scratch it up with a screwdriver
20. Bake it in a cake
21. Stuff it in oven
22. Pour harmful chemicals on/in it
23. Hang it on ceiling next to a fan and watch it get hit a million times
24. Flush it down the toilet
25. Chuck at a neighbor
26. Force feed it to your annoying little cousin
27. Use a screwdriver to unscrew it and blah blah blah
28. Drill holes in it
29. Shoot with a BB Gun
30. Give to a homeless person/bum
31. Chuck into a gutter
32. Use a rusted razor to scrape it up
33. Spray with Windex
34. Sell on eBay
35. Grind up in a blender
36. Feed to cows
37. Soak in mushy, cold oatmeal
38. Have your dog pee on it (eeewwww)
39. Stuff it into a dead, featherless chicken
40. Boil it (Jamie)
41. Treat for measles
42. Inject with SPAM
43. Put it in compost
44. Make it watch all those shameful Naruto shows that you don’t let others know you watch
45. Play Hide-And-Go-Seek with it
46. Tell it how hott you think Sasuke from Naruto is
47. Mix it with dog food
48. Squeeze mustard and other hot dog condiments in the battery slot
49. Take it to your monthly Cotillion lessons
50. Drop from Ferris wheel into a man’s corn dog (Jamie again)

Well, hope you didn’t die reading all of that! Have fun, and stay clear away from bad phones (or else you’ll have to go and buy another).

Contributor Catastrophe; Make It Sane!

That’s what Ilan told me to do. You see, I am nothing short of insane, which my little ducklings is definitely not sane. Yes, yes, I know, such confusing matters as these may trouble the young and vulnerable minds of those who read. Who might I be? I might be many but, really, my little cheerios, I am Bella. Bella– my alias happens to be Bellaperson of Virtual Spam. The way superior site. You see, Redcowz is inferior in every way shape or form. No, ahaha, I’m just kiddingg! JAY KAYY.

-clears throat importantly- Anyway, Ilan has known my sister Gabby for awhile and he’s known me way longer, except he somehow trusts Gabby (Darth) more than me. Now, I have many theories on why this is true.

Anyway, let’s see. I have many amazing abilities… but, there are just so many different things. One, I am an amazing writer. ZOMG. YUSS. Well, haha, Ilan says so. He said, “I made you a contributor because you are a good writer.” Note, contributor.

THIS IS AN INFURIATING TOPIC! HE IMMEDIATELY MAKES MY SISTER, GABBY AN AUTHOR, BUT ME–BUT BELLA! NOO! I AM A CONTRIBUTOR!! WEELLL! I WOULD MUCH RATHER BE A CONTRIBUTOR TO PROVE HOW FAR SUPERIOR I AM TO THE INFERIOR AUTHORS. YES! I AM A CONTRIBUTOR! DARTH IS AN AUTHOR!

Ahaha. I kid, I kid. I seriously don’t mind. I enjoy being a contributor. And now I shall shamelessly advertise my blog (I mean, why not help his a bit? By advertising my blog, it actually helps his blog because mine has the spice of life and amazing other things like that). (lol)

Visit the amazing site: Virtual Spam! This very week we shall host an amazing video project starring none-other than the elusive, infamous, sparklingly gorgeous: SPAM!! Watch as I run tests on the SPAM! Watch as I do strange things such as throw SPAM at walls, poke it, and even EAT it! I know. Gross, right. /end shameless advertising

I asked what I should write about for my very, very, very first post. I wondered if I should openly insult Ilan, but then–then I wouldn’t be here at all so why do something like that? No, no, no that would have been so useless my little kiddies. My second idea was to describe my various theories concerning Darth and Ilan–in amazing depth, but like I said before: that wouldn’t have worked. My third idea would have been waayy too wild and vulgarrr– however, I shall spill the beans. Fine I won’t. Anyway, I’m going to know write a wonderful and beautiful prose on… hmmm… Lesse. Oh, by the way I am the tormenting type for your information. Haha, the tormenting type is really fun so I suggest you join the bandwagon and be a tormentor too.

There it sits!

There on my plate.

It is beautiful like the rising sun in the cool morn.

Alas, alas! It is a few mere specks now.

I have eaten the cookie.

I cry, I cry in shame.

Farewell, O great one.

Farewell, O bejeweled heart that I keep close at night

Farewell, farewell!

Hm. How about a haiku?

The gentle meat.

How I love you so.

The weather forecast for today is Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. Oh, oh, I loove that book!

< 3

Fun time with Bella has ended I fear. I know, I know. I understand how deeply you grieve. I am with you. And do not fear–I will return once more, once more when hope seems slim; when the sun is blocked by shadow. When nothing is left… nothing… nothing. I will return then. Then when life itself seems oh so–so far away. Do not fear. I will stand again. And banish evil. I will return. And when I do–I will bring with me JUSTICE! I will vanquish fear! I will cease despair. Life as we know it–will be changed for the better.

BELLA IS COME!

-taken from the site Redcowz, Make It Sane! Written by bellaperson.

Aug. 13, 2008 Winner >>

I’ve been seriously struggling to decide who I should pick for the next winner. I’m still struggling, but I think I have my answer. This blog was the first one that I ever saw (wordpress). It inspired many to create blogs and provided a fun, random site for many to idly read when bored.

Awhile later this blog began to do more: creating graphics for those who needed it. And even now, this blog progresses. The main thing that I like to see in blogs: progression. This blog has earned every single hit it has (many). Some just stop dead and ask for me to help them. I choose blogs that still have hope and do their best. So I had to choose The Walrus.

poke me.

The Report: SPAM. ***OFFICIAL PROJECT***

The Pictures ♣

Meet the SPAMS.

Time for a Close-up.

SPAM Jr., Papa SPAM, SPAM-lite

MORE COMING LATER…

Note: I have tried time and time again to upload my videos to youtube and guess what? Nothing. I’ll try, but the file sizes may be too large.

2008 Olympic Games > Beijing

Wow! I’ve never really been that into the Olympics–until now.

A weekend spent at my grandparents’ house doesn’t sound very eventful. Mostly, we sit around watching terrible movies or Twilight Zones; of course Twilight Zone’s are fun, but not when you’ve seen every single one multiple times. A day or two after we arrived, our relatives came. They’re sporty people, the father played baseball (might still play), one of the daughters played softball and plays volleyball, the other daughter did swim team, and the mother did swim team while in high school. The couldn’t miss the Olympics.

The opening night of the Olympics in Beijing was pretty outstanding. The many performances and acts performed were simply amazing! As we all know, China is pretty technologically advanced and many times where we expected machinery–well, we were quite surprised to discover that actual humans had practiced to do certain things (there were these huge moving blocks that seemed to be moved by machines–but humans were doing it instead)!

I’ve recently been watching mainly swimming, volleyball, and gymnastics (although I’ve also seen some men’s diving. They wear speedos). I think this is mainly because I get up too late (10:00), a product of watching as much of the Olympics that I can (ends at 12:00). So I usually get to bed at about 1:00 and wake up at 10:00. It’s a fun lifestyle.

Anyway, in men’s swimming we have the amazing Michael Phelps. He broke his own world records and currently has 3 gold medals and has shattered two world records. Talk about amazing. :0 I think he’s trying to reach 8 gold medals, and at the pace that he’s setting, I really can see him accomplishing that goal.

Still in swimming, I am rooting for Laure Manaudou. French, I know–not what you would call American… but, I think that it’s been especially tough for her. And I feel for her. Last time in the Summer Olympics, she was this amazing, talented swimmer–France’s sweetheart. She became a celebrity. Manaudou started datin Italian swimmer Luca Marin… but then he dumped her and after that things began to go downhill. That same day (or the day after) some not-so-nice photos of her popped up out of nowhere, when Marin was questioned, he denied submitting those photos. But that’s not the end. An Italian swimmer, Federica Pellegrini started dating Marin and was in the Beijing Olympics competing against Manaudou. And guess what: Laure Manaudou placed 8th in the 400m freestyle.

The U.S. team did a pretty amazing job in a men’s 4×100m freestyle relay. The U.S. team was: Michael Phelps, Cullen Jones, Garret Weber-Gale, and Jason Lezak. At first, it seemed that France was definitely going to win, he (don’t know Frenchie’s name) was a good second or two ahead of 32 year old swimmer, Jason Lezak. All of a sudden he began to slow down, lock up and Lezak gained speed, he reached the finish by what say was an eight-hundredths of a second, giving Michael Phelps his second gold medal.

Bella the Contributor.

Sooo. I am now a contributor on Ilan’s site: Redcowz. Yeah. Cheeeeerrr! Yay!

Okay, fun’s ovah. No, just kidding. But, um–yeah. I wrote an opening post and stuff, feel free to go on ahead and check it out. And don’t forget about lil’ ol’ me over here… at virtual spam.